Hail and well met…
What am I doing in this stinking cell? How did I get here? Well actually let's not get into that! Well seeing as you're here I might as well introduce myself. I'm Osiris, and yes I'm a Redguard, how very observant of you. If I was still on the outside you'd also recognise that I am a warrior, and a good one at that. Give me any weapon and any armour and I'll fight and beat the best of them. But I ain't on the outside am I? I'm sure there's some way out of here alive, despite what the inmate across the way says. He reckons that the only way out is in a box, and to be honest if I can get out of this cell and into his he'll certainly be leaving in a box after what he's said about me.
So the story of how I got here? Well ok then. I was walking through… hang on a minute. What's that? Someone's coming… Ssshhhhhhhhh

This blog is done pretty good(although short). except for the ending SSSHHHH, that sound like something in kindergarten